Epic Fail

3x Wendy's Classic TripleSo that was a short-lived experiment.  Our detox lasted, by my calculations, just a shade under twenty-four hours.

We made it through breakfast (a fruit smoothie) and lunch (tabouli), along with occasional snacks (nuts and cranberries).  We were drinking lots of water, and just doing famously.  We had even purchased new kitchen knives, which I had been coveting for some time, to chop all the fruits and veggies we would be eating.

For supper, I prepared a vegetable stew.  After all, I figured, at the end of the day we would want something hearty and filling, and my beef stew has been popular around here.  The vegetable stew, I theorized, is basically the same (sans beef), and therefore should be just as well received.

Elizabeth took two bites of it and then thoughtfully raised the prospect of cutting our detox short.

About ten minutes later, we were sitting down to a glass of wine and some cheese.  In retrospect, scheduling our detox during our vacation, when we had just purchased several bottles of great wine and a goodly portion of fudge, may not have been our best strategy.  I think we’ll tackle the detox again some time, when we’ve had the chance to plan out (and test) a full week’s worth of detox recipes.

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Comments (3)

LynnitaApril 18th, 2009 at 7:11 pm

Well, 24 hours is good for a first detox. I forgot to mention in my earlier comment that, while Day 3 is actually the most physically difficult day of a detox, surviving Day 1 is a feat worth celebrating.

I’m curious about the knives that were brought in for the occasion. Any pics to share?

SiegeApril 18th, 2009 at 7:31 pm

I still feel great shame at having caved after less than a full day.

Look for a post in the near future that discusses the knives in detail. :)

[...] Knives.  Even though our detox attempt was an unmitigated bust, we did pick up a very nice set of knives, which made me happy.  [...]

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